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Dumb Laws from Florida, bet you have not read these have you?
Posted on November 2009 in horse betting system
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
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You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Big Pine Key
It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
Cape Coral
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house. (Repealed 2000)
Daytona Beach
Sec. 10-56. While intoxicated, under influence of narcotics, prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired. (Code 1955, § 28-64)
Sec. 18-2. Weeds, trash, etc., as a public nuisance; removal by property owner or by city at owner’s expense; notice and hearing; lien for expenses. (a) The existence of weeds, trash, undergrowth, brush, filth, garbage or other refuse on any lot, tract or parcel of land within the city which has caused the property to become, or which may reasonably cause the property to become infested, or inhabited by rodents, vermin or wild animals, or may furnish a breeding place for mosquitoes or threatens the public health, safety or welfare, or may reasonably cause disease or adversely affects and impairs the economic welfare of the adjacent property, is declared to constitute a public nuisance and is hereby prohibited.
Sec. 22-44. Storage, depositing prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person, either as owner, occupant, lessee, agent, tenant, or otherwise, to store or deposit, or cause or permit to be stored or deposited, any abandoned, junked or discarded motor vehicle or motor vehicles upon any public or private property within the city. (Code 1955, § 20-11)
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Hialeah
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Sec. 3-1. Bird sanctuary declared. (a) It is hereby declared that all territory embraced within the corporate limits of the municipality shall be a bird sanctuary. (b) It shall be unlawful for any person within the municipality to shoot, trap or in any manner kill, wound or maim any bird of any kind, or at any time to throw at any birds of any kind any missile with slingshots or any other weapon, or to disturb their eggs or their young or their nests. (Ord. No. 8-59, §§ 1, 2, 8-10-59)
Jupiter Inlet Colony Inlet
Key West
Chickens are considered a ‘protected species’.
Miami
Sec. 8-3. Bell or other warning device. No person shall operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle. (Code 1967, § 8-3; Code 1980, § 8-3)
It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Pensacola
A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
Pinecrest
In order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be obtained. Sec. 12-23. Registration required; application; transferability; false statements. (a)All persons must complete and submit to the village an emergency contact registration form for their alarm if they operate or cause to be operated an alarm system in the village. A separate registration is required for each alarm system. Upon receipt of a completed registration form, the police department shall issue a numbered alarm sticker to the applicant to facilitate retrieval of registration information. (Ord. No. 97-17, § 1, 10-14-97)
Sanford
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100
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Your opinion on the matter? (Asking riding level)?
Posted on October 2009 in horse betting system
You see this type of question alot, but it always makes me wonder. People ask what level rider they are, and say what they can do. Other people spit out answers for them and everyone is happy. But how can you judge such a thing? Here we cannot see them ride, we have to rely on what they tell us. And just because one CAN do something doesn’t say anything to ones level of skill in the act, their proficiency in it, how well they can do it and to what extent- I mean, a little kid bouncing about at the trot holding onto a cheaterstrap on a school pony can say "I can trot". But so can the PSG Dressage rider. A backyard horse owner can run their horse over a log and say "I can jump". And a Grand Prix jumper can say the same thing. And yet you see so many people just saying "You are a _____ level rider, I would say" and it’s like, how can you tell by the simple words given to you? And the ranking system is different for everyone- For some people "Novice" is the same as "Beginner", or "Advanced Beginner" doesn’t even exist. Some might compare them to show levels in their mind- in which every discepline the different names of the levels differ.
At such questions, personally I think people who say to consult the person’s/a trainer is the best bet, but you see other answers more often.
Your opinion on it? How do you measure it, what do you think?
(And no offense meant to anyone who has asked, or answered, a question like that. I am not directing this at a certain person! But I know people might think that, seeing as that exact type of question is just a few spaces below this one.)
I think if they need validation on how "good" they are, they’re not very good at all.
There comes a point in every rider’s life when they realise it’s not all about being on the correct diagonal/leading leg. When that epiphany comes, they’re on the road to not being a novice any more.
There are bucketloads of people who confuse getting to the other side of a large fence with riding well. I’m yet to see beautiful riding on YA.
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Racing Tips to Use With Handicap Horse Racing
Posted on October 2009 in horse betting system
This article will look at how you can profit from handicap racing, plus I will cover the differences between handicap racing and conditions racing, as not everyone will know the difference.
In fact the writing of this article came about from a request from one of my members, and so I thought that maybe you would also benefit from looking at how handicap racing differs from conditional racing, and how not knowing the difference could potentially cost you money.
Confusion Can Lead To Disaster So Don’t Make These Mistakes
As you may know, I am a real advocate of information being power when it comes to betting on horse racing. So with that said, if you want to drastically improve your chances of taking money from the bookmakers with your racing tips, you need to arm yourself with as much quality and relevant information as possible.
And this is where some novice punters fall at the first fence (pardon the pun), because before you place any cash on a horse you need to make sure that you know what kind of race you are betting on. That is to say, is it a handicap race or a conditions race?
And if you’ve been to watch live racing before, then you’ll know what its like. If you haven’t by the way, you really should its a great day out, and this will explain what you can expect when you go for the first time.
You’re looking at the different races and who’s riding on what. You get to the parade ring and there are already whispers going around about this horse and that horse. It’s easy to be influenced by what you hear. And everyone thinks they’re an expert when it comes to horse racing tips don’t they?
And so with all the jargon and gossip that you hear at the racecourse, is it any wonder that punters end up getting thoroughly confused, and betting on a horse simply because they like the name, the way it walks, the colour of the jockey’s silks or because they overheard someone in the pub mention that it had a chance?
I’ve seen it many, many times, but the truth is it doesn’t have to be like that it really doesn’t.
Your Horse Racing Tips Are Useless If You Don’t Know This
So the key is having a bit of background knowledge, even just the basics, which will enable you to get started. This will ensure that you are a bit more savvy than the average punter, and therefore you will have a little advantage that will hopefully give you that edge over the bookmakers.
So having given you that bold statement, what are the most important factors to consider when betting on horses? Of course, there are many, many variables that affect the outcome of a horse race, and there’s no way that I could cover all of them in this article, but let’s start with one of the fundamentals of horse racing. Handicapping.
This could be perhaps the biggest error that punters make, as they have no idea what kind of race they are betting on. In the UK, all races come under one of two categories. The first category is a handicap race, and the second one is called a conditions race.
The reason that distinguishing between these two different classes of race is important, is because the bookies pay different amounts on each-way bets gained in the two different types of race.
So for example, in a handicap race of less than 16 runners, you are paid one-quarter the odds on the first three finishers for an each way bet. You are also paid for the first four places in a handicap with 16 or more runners, so this in itself is worth knowing.
In conditions races however, you are only ever paid one-fifth the odds for finishing in the first three places, so can you see where I am coming from now? It’s crucial to be able to tell what type of race you are betting on.
Handicapping Explained
Essentially the handicap that I’m referring to, is additional weight that is allocated to a horse based upon its ability. The better the horse, then in theory the greater the weight that is carries compared to its fellow horses. This is done so that each horse potentially has an equal chance of winning the race.
The British Horseracing Board meets each week to look at each qualifying horses form and to assess its rating. Not every horse in the UK qualifies for a handicap. At the time of writing this, a flat horse for example must have either won a race, or participated in three races, to enable the handicapper the opportunity to look at the horse’s form.
To the layman, the details of the ratings system may be a bit confusing, but essentially it boils down to the higher the rating, the better the horse. Of course, the reason that we don’t just go and lump our money on the best rated horse is that it will be carrying the most weight, so from our point of view as punters, the key is to loom at the weight as just one factor of a horse’s potential in winning a race.
It doesn’t need to be any more complicated than this to being with. You now have some background knowledge of the differences between handicap races and conditions races and I hope this will stand you good stead when looking at the list of races in the paper tomorrow.
Cliff Thurston
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